Tuesday, February 21, 2006

"Days Inn: Just A Gunshot Away!"

Sometimes I make poor decisions. About 2 weeks ago, I booked a room for 2 nights at the Days Inn in Nashville (on West End Ave). That was a bad decision. Right now, I'm dealing with the consequences of my bad decision - night #2. Mental Note: Sometimes it's worth paying a little more to stay alive and free of diseases. In honor of this smashing hotel, I've created a Top 10 list for your enjoyment and my sanity:
10) Could you shut the drapes? The neon lights from the gentleman's club are really bright
9) Good thing they patched that leak in the ceiling - this mattress can't hold much more water
8) Those dead bugs really help block the draft coming in through the window
7) Thanks for helping us conserve water by hanging your towel on the bathroom door if we can use it again for another guest
6) Feel free to use the chair in your room to prop under the door handle while you sleep.
5) The gunshots are much further away than they sound
4) My hands are filthy - all I did was pull back the shower curtain
3) Park anywhere you want on our property - it's a guessing game which car will get broken into tonight
2) If someone knocks on your door claiming to be housekeeping, it's a trick - we don't have housekeeping
1) Sorry, no vacancy. All rooms are being used by the Nashville PD for surveillance


blahblblblblblblbl said...

I demand a picture of your visit with Lifeway!

You really do need to pay a little more for a hotel if those are things that happen during your stay. Actually, after the fume blog, maybe you just need to start using a travel agent. Your hotel choices are a little...disturbing.

Ruth said...

Hmm...this hotel had a ONE STAR, count 'em, ONE STAR rating on Hotels.com. Scary...

secret admirer said...

Laugh out loud funny! Thanks for making me smile:)

EjucatedGuy said...

well, certainly my hotel choices have been less than desirable the last few trips and this one did only have a one star rating....but let's get to the important stuff - I have a secret admirer!!