Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Home Fashions from Publishers Clearing House

Butt Face Towel
For those of you that have high self esteem, you can now purchase the Butt Face towel available from your friends at Publishers Clearing House. Yep, it's just a reminder every morning of the ridicule and harsh words your elementary classmates threw your way growing up. Order now and receive the Jack Ass wash rag set, plus the I'm A Huge Tool shower curtain.  Your whole bathroom can gleam of insults and your morning routine in the bathroom will change the way you look at your day, and yourself!

Guaranteed to lower confidence, spur depression, and send you in a downward spiral, all before your morning cup of coffee!

3 comments:

Jan said...

Toby, everytime I come to your blog lately I am completely distracted by the picture of you with the towel. could you please remove this quickly. Talk about a "lather" -- I get in one just looking at you in this pix. Help an old lady! :)

Kelsey Donahue said...

Ah man, I already got you this for Christmas! Now the surprise is ruined!

P.S. Time for another new blog update.

Tober said...

yeah, I know....laziness and joblessness are wonderful things....