If I were made of clay

Yep, I've created myself as a clay figure, thanks to Hotels.com.  You should go try it too.

I made my mouth extremely large because, if you don't know me, it is extremely large.  I can fit the top of a pop can between my teeth. I'm still searching for a photograph to compare to this one so you can see that I'm serious.

Well, I guess that's about the extent of the excitement in my life right now. 

Bye.